SD 5-18-02 - "Time Warp!" We've just started a mission, and already things are going from bad to worse, much worse.
Just after I recieved orders to leave the starbase and investigate a nearby anomoly, we ran right into it. A time anomoly. All over this ship, it's like time has speeded up at a rate many times faster than normal. Hair and nails are growing, I'm already getting a fringe beard, and uniforms are falling apart. Some of the women won't bend over to get anything as their suits tear at the slightest stress. In some places, weeks pass in minutes. I've gotten a report from the Counselor, and she says her pregnancy is very much obvious.
There's more to worry about than torn clothes and pregnancies, however. Reports are coming in of equipment failure all over the ship. Circuitry is failing, pipes are bursting, and our repair crews are falling further and further behind. At this rate, this ship will fall apart before we can get out of here.
I'm getting a call from the Counselor now. Someone see about that blinking red light on the console ...