Why can't everyone be nice?
Why can't everyone be clothes-free?
Why can't everyone be Leralike,
Instead of being meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
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Leras are nice and cute,
And oh so bounc-y,
We'll always give you a cookie,
But you're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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Yes I'm a Rommie, yes I know,
From Romulus to Earth my parents did go.
But I was born on Earth, so don't you see,
There's no difference between you and me.
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I just don't understand why some say,
Others don't like me at all.
Why would some people think,
Because of my ears I want Earth to fall?
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My friends tell me to be careful,
That the Admiral calls me "enemy" and "spy."
How ooky! All I want to do,
Is have a cookie fry.
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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I don't like wearing clothes.
I like to go naked and frolic.
So what if half the crew,
Starts drooling and goes catatonic.
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I'm a nudist, that's my culture,
To let my bosoms sway and bounce free.
I don't see anything wrong with bending over,
And let the guys see me.
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But they want me to cover up,
And when I don't, there's this "Cloud of Censorship." Oh please.
You're not respecting my culture.
And it's nothing the kids haven't seen on TVs.
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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There's a guy I want to make me pregnant,
Captain Payne, who I call Lee.
I thought he'd be the one,
Who'd be so niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice to meeeeeeeeeee.
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So I ask him to make me pregnant,
And then marry me.
Leras are happiest when pregnant I told him,
Let's make six dozen babies.
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But instead he gets scared,
Turns around and screaming runs away.
He says Captains and First Officers,
Should keep sex at bay.
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He says the Admiral will get him,
And that I can't stay with just one guy, I'm a flake.
Oh come on! It's been over two hours,
Since Droolin and I hit the sheets - It was great!
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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I don't understand how other people,
See rabbits as cuddly, with cute button eyes,
Don't they know those things will eat you,
Reguardless of your size.
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Dogs too, they'll eat you too and munch,
And munch and munch and munch.
Especialy poodles. Dont be fooled,
By that foofy little bunch.
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I try to warn other people,
But they only say I'm crazy.
Just you'll wait, you'll see,
They're just acting cute until their opportunity.
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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I was the only bouncy girl here,
All the guys stared at my breats joyfully.
Then came this catgirl, Lynx,
And stole their drooling away from me!
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I don't get it. Yes she walks on two legs,
And her breasts are bouncy.
But she's a cat! Just a cat.
And like all cats her size, SHE WANTS TO EAT ME!
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I told Lee we should get rid of her,
And then her cubs kill and eat.
They're just cats I told him, that's all they are.
And that's the best use for the meat.
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But instead he gets angry,
Says I'm psycho, sends me to psychyatry.
"These are sapient beings" he says. Oh please!
They're cats. AND THEY WANT TO EAT ME!
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
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Why don't they let my breasts be naked?
Why won't the Captain sleep with me?
Why can't I kill Lynx and eat her cubs?
Why why why, why are you all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!
Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?
They should just be nice.
They should try to be Leralike,
But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!