Lera's Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to Meeeeeeeeeee! Song

Why can't everyone be nice?

Why can't everyone be clothes-free?

Why can't everyone be Leralike,

Instead of being meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

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Leras are nice and cute,

And oh so bounc-y,

We'll always give you a cookie,

But you're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

Yes I'm a Rommie, yes I know,

From Romulus to Earth my parents did go.

But I was born on Earth, so don't you see,

There's no difference between you and me.

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I just don't understand why some say,

Others don't like me at all.

Why would some people think,

Because of my ears I want Earth to fall?

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My friends tell me to be careful,

That the Admiral calls me "enemy" and "spy."

How ooky! All I want to do,

Is have a cookie fry.

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

I don't like wearing clothes.

I like to go naked and frolic.

So what if half the crew,

Starts drooling and goes catatonic.

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I'm a nudist, that's my culture,

To let my bosoms sway and bounce free.

I don't see anything wrong with bending over,

And let the guys see me.

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But they want me to cover up,

And when I don't, there's this "Cloud of Censorship." Oh please.

You're not respecting my culture.

And it's nothing the kids haven't seen on TVs.

*****

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

There's a guy I want to make me pregnant,

Captain Payne, who I call Lee.

I thought he'd be the one,

Who'd be so niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice to meeeeeeeeeee.

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So I ask him to make me pregnant,

And then marry me.

Leras are happiest when pregnant I told him,

Let's make six dozen babies.

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But instead he gets scared,

Turns around and screaming runs away.

He says Captains and First Officers,

Should keep sex at bay.

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He says the Admiral will get him,

And that I can't stay with just one guy, I'm a flake.

Oh come on! It's been over two hours,

Since Droolin and I hit the sheets - It was great!

*****

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

I don't understand how other people,

See rabbits as cuddly, with cute button eyes,

Don't they know those things will eat you,

Reguardless of your size.

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Dogs too, they'll eat you too and munch,

And munch and munch and munch.

Especialy poodles. Dont be fooled,

By that foofy little bunch.

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I try to warn other people,

But they only say I'm crazy.

Just you'll wait, you'll see,

They're just acting cute until their opportunity.

*****

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

I was the only bouncy girl here,

All the guys stared at my breats joyfully.

Then came this catgirl, Lynx,

And stole their drooling away from me!

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I don't get it. Yes she walks on two legs,

And her breasts are bouncy.

But she's a cat! Just a cat.

And like all cats her size, SHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

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I told Lee we should get rid of her,

And then her cubs kill and eat.

They're just cats I told him, that's all they are.

And that's the best use for the meat.

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But instead he gets angry,

Says I'm psycho, sends me to psychyatry.

"These are sapient beings" he says. Oh please!

They're cats. AND THEY WANT TO EAT ME!

*****

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

*****

Why don't they let my breasts be naked?

Why won't the Captain sleep with me?

Why can't I kill Lynx and eat her cubs?

Why why why, why are you all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!

Why is everyone so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee?

They should just be nice.

They should try to be Leralike,

But instead they're all so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean to meeeeeeeeeee!


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